Serving as a groom for some years, I have seen and heard many things. But nothing equals an experience I had last year...
The advert read: "Groom Required. Male. Up to to 30 Years. Excellent physique. Hard working. Fitness, strength, stamina and willingness more important than training."
I replied in the usual way to the box number provided and received a reply from a lady simply signing herself "Miss Jenna". She had given a phone number, but no address. However, that was her prerogative. Perhaps she feared prowlers. Our telephone conversation was brief, and I was a little bewildered as to why she seemed more interested in my height, build and state of health, rather than my qualifications and work record. The pay and conditions seemed generous and I accepted on the strength of what she told me.
As I drove towards Dorset (in the South of England) with all my gear on the back seat of the car, I made up little fantasies about the mysterious Miss Jenna. Maybe she would young, beautiful, incredibly rich, and looking for a husband? Maybe she had given up on the "chinless wonders" who belonged to the horsy and hunting set? Maybe she was seeking a more rough and ready type? Maybe...? As I turned into the lane as per the instructions which she had given me, I pulled myself together. One thing I must do was lose the erection which was, by now, almost breaking out of my jodhpurs. My first sight of Miss Jenna set my pulse racing and my underpants bulging once more. She was absolutely stunning, and I was determined to make a good impression.
After settling in for a couple of weeks, I decided that I would try and make a make a move on my new employer. An old, wizened man who was only ever referred to as "Willy", and who lived in a derelict caravan in the yard, advised me earnestly, "Don't never look at the Mistress. Leave while you've still got the chance."
Overcome by lust and longing, I naturally ignored the old fool, assuming that he was jealous of my youth. Miss Jenna and her friends had been hunting all day and, I observed through the dining room window, had just finished supper. Straightening myself up and buttoning my smart jacket, I knocked confidently on the front door. The porch light went on and Miss Jenna appeared in her riding kit, her feet bare and her blouse half undone.